Before you scroll on by after seeing this ridiculous title, at least humor me and read what I have to say.
Sometimes, I think I’m a genius in the way that I get myself out of sticky situations.
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
oh my god I finally understand why someone can have the key to your heart
because your heart is locked away inside of a chest